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The Poulter Springboard

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Poor dress sense - Point proven

Poor dress sense - Point proven

My love for Ian Poulter isn’t as deep as most. He’s an Arsenal fan, his dress sense, contrary to popular belief, is awful, and he’s almost signed more commercial deals than Ian Wooseman – but being signed under the same management as Tiger Woods it’s not too surprising he has been badly managed. (I won’t even mention the “me and Tiger” comment.)

In saying that he has all the attributes I enjoy in a sportsman. Outspoken, a personality, arrogance confidence , ability. He’s also a fellow patriot and produced the best European performance in the Ryder cup under the pressure of being a controversial captain’s pick. 

With a new more controlled impact phase of his swing I wasn’t surprised to see him in so much control of the golf ball. His once ropey swing, which got him his Tour nickname ‘Redemption’ after the movie The Shawshank Redemption (I’ll let you figure it out) is now looking first class. But what was truly amazing was his holing-out ability. 

My point to all this? I’ve been reading reports about it spring boarding Ian Poulter to new heights. Or the opposite as one blogger recently outrageously wrote. Ian Poulter doesn’t need a spring board. He’s world class, proven long before this recent win. Hell, he’s been within a whisker of winning The British Open. This win won’t affect future tourney outcomes - believe it or not. He’ll just carry on with his job because he knows what he’s been doing is right, he knows what he’s been doing is constantly enhancing his game and he knows it’s just him and Tiger. That’s a good recipe for a springboard if you ask me.

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O’Neal or No O’Neal?

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Would you let her play on your course?

Would you let her play on your course?

Imagine yourself at your local golf club for a minute if you will, now imagine yourself as that old ‘fuddy duddy’ who runs the place, now imagine Blair O’Neal comes into your office and asks if it is okay that she can play?

After you’ve picked your chin off the floor and calmed down various body parts (if they’re still working), you’ll have no choice but to turn away this beautiful girl if you want to keep your job.

For starters, the girl will obviously practice on the course with all those balls, either that or if she plans on using all of them she’s not of the standard to play. Second of all she has no socks on, and if she did I bet they wouldn’t be white! Next, no collar, and last but not least, no skirt. If the committee found out she was even on the premises they would cause the NHS serious problems.

And that is my problem. The girl looks great. And not because she has a killer body, no skirt on and she’s holding a golf club. Yes, all these factors help but stick a ‘Queen of the green’ skirt on her and she’ll look respectable enough to tee it up. Yet, she still wouldn’t be allowed to play on many of the courses I know. Regardless of the fact she’ll be the most stylish person to walk a course since Peter Allis back in 1950.

The girl doesn’t even break traditions, in fact Miss O’Neal is in keeping with a lot of traditions with her classic shoes and diamond patterned jumper. Blair simply adds a modern twist to a classic look who is comfortable in her own skin. Isn’t that what fashion is all about?

You see - That’s what sucks in the World of golf.

But then again, who would want to play with someone who putts with their glove on anyway?

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‘EnGolfed’ in the Olympics

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Will golf be part of the 2016 games where ever it may be hosted?

Will golf be part of the 2016 games where ever it may be hosted?

As the IGF (International Golf Federation) uncover more of their plans on the 2016 golf Olympic bid, the more I look forward to hearing the outcome.
 
It started well, with all major forces agreeing to work together for the better of the game. The greatest male and female players ever to grace the planet, Jack Nicolaus and Annika Sorrestam, were appointed ambassadors of the bid. With the supposing greatest minds in golf gathered around one table I waited with baited breath to hear the master plan to put golf on the Olympic map.

Just like the London 2012 bid, the IOC (International Olympic Committee) aren’t looking just for a great fortnight of sporting entertainment. They want to follow the Olympic ideal. They want to leave a legacy. The same is true with any new sporting bid. They want to enhance the sport, to reach out to places the game currently can’t reach and to get new people playing it. It is a fantastic opportunity for golf.

For those who don’t know the Olympic ideal, simply put, individuals, not countries, compete against each other in peaceful sporting competition without the burden of politics, religion or racism. A lot like golf I hear you say? You’d be right. What’s more, they even have the same faults. Both the IOC and R&A have been criticised for being intractable organizations.

Everything going swimmingly to get golf in then. I’m sure the two organisations have sat down for a whisky or two in front of the Swilcan burn at sunset numerous times and bonded better than Fanny and Faldo.

Recently it was announced that if golf does get the thumbs up over the other five competing sports then it shall be a standard 72 hole stroke play event. Zzzzzz. Peter Dawson, chief executive of the R&A, has gone on record saying if any golfer disagrees with the Olympic bid then they are ‘anti-golf’. I retract my six ‘z’ promptly.

Golf, as a whole has put so much resource into the bid I can’t see anything other than the game being played in the 2016 games.

Before you start day dreaming about the fifth major however, contemplate this for a second if you may. How could the IOC, in all their political correctness allow golf into the Olympics, when golf (the R&A) doesn’t allow women into its membership?

“More whisky IOC?”

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Beer changes tradition in golf.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Turnberry will be the first tournament to see the beer served within all public and VIP hospitality facilities

Turnberry will be the first tournament to see the beer served within all public and VIP hospitality facilities

Tradition
tra⋅di⋅tion [truh-dish-uh n]
–noun
1. the handing down of statements, beliefs, legends, customs, information, etc., from generation to generation, esp. by word of mouth or by practice: a story that has come down to us by popular tradition.
2. a long-established or inherited way of thinking or acting: The rebellious students wanted to break with tradition.

I often wonder what tradition is because the term is used so much in golf. Is it important? Can it be changed? If so how? Who instigates change, who allows the change to happen? Why does the change happen? Should it be changed?

To be honest, I’m a twenty two year old man boy and don’t spend an awful amount of my spare time pondering this question. There are too many golf courses ‘unplayed’, too many beers not drunk, just too many girls…

But with the R&A announcing yesterday that for the first time in its Open Championship history alcohol will be on sale in all public and VIP places this year made me readdress the questions.

This is the governing body that haven’t made a significant change to the game in over 500 years, whom job it is to grow the game but try to do so from a dad on the dance floor prospective and often fail to even reach the dance floor due to a dysfunctional hip their on a waiting list for. 

Yet when Pilsner Urquell, the Czech brewer, came along and stumped up the $1.75 million USD to become the sponsored beer of The British Open Championship for the next five years and with it renegotiated tradition to allow their product to be consumed in all areas I thought I found the answer: “Money talks” not tradition. But just as you often think you’ve found the answer with your golf swing. I was wrong. To some degree.

You see, I’m pretty confident that the R&A board when making the deal didn’t want to allow Pilsner Urquell to break tradition. I bet they put up a tough fight. Can you imagine the look on the faces as an alcohol fuelled spectator whoops and hollers!? Heaven forbid such acts of support and excitement towards this sacred tournament and game occurred on our soil.

“The R&A is delighted to welcome Pilsner Urquell as the Official Beer of The Open Championship,“ said the R&A’s David Hill… Through gritted teeth.

At a time when corporation marketing budgets are getting slashed, golf sponsorship deals and tournaments are falling by the waist side wouldn’t it be foolish to turn down $1.75 USD million because of the sake of one tradition? Worried that if they turn down this deal another wont come along? They obviously thought so. This opened my eyes to tradition. It made me realise one fact:

On the precipice we change.

From now on I will never doubt the traditions of the game. I will embrace them with the same enthusiasm and love I have for life. I know they are there for a reason. I will tuck my shirt in, I won’t wear denim on the course and when I hole a 50 foot putt I’ll try my very best to look casual and give off a rise smile, well maybe not the later. For I am safe in the knowledge that when the game needs changing, it will change.

So is the game of golf on the precipice? Change will tell.

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Rory McIlroy wins. Just.

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Rory McIlroy - Rory McIlroy wins in Dubai
Rory McIlroy - Rory McIlroy wins in Dubai. Just.

 Firstly, congratulations to Rory, winning on the European Tour isn’t easy. Something he knows all too well having lost two play-offs last year. So to have won the Dubai Desert Classic, wire-to-wire, fending off some of Europe’s the World’s best players, to join the great names of past winners on the HUGE trophy, reach 14th in the World Rankings and all as a teenager is truly an incredible achievement. Hat off.

Earlier in the week, buddy of Tiger Woods, Mark O’Meara was quoted as saying “Rory McIlroy is a better golfer than Tiger Woods at the same age”, a fantastic compliment for a player of his stature to even resemble the Irishman to one of the games greats, let alone tell the world that he is better than him at the same age. Or is it?

 Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of Mark O’Meara, a great guy, one of the best 5-10 foot putters the game has ever seen and has had a fantastic career. When he says something as insightful as that the media are going to take note. But when it comes to predictions, well let’s just say he’s not the best. This is the guy who in 1998 said “Will he (Tiger Woods) become the greatest player ever? In my opinion, no. Jack’s record, is Jack’s record and if he gets near that then he has done great”. Eleven years on, although Tiger is yet to overtake Jack an awful prognostication.

When you look into it O’Meara actually said “McIlroy is a better ball striker at his age so is one step ahead in that department”. He left out that his putting, chipping, pitching, bunker play, decision making and focus - effectively everything that makes your score - is still lacking in comparison.

I digress slightly, because my issue with McIlroy isn’t if he is better than Woods. My beef, and this may come across utterly dense considering what he has just done today, is the guy doesn’t know how to win. He never has, and I’m not sure if he ever will. I think that is what is going to hold him back  from becoming a major winner.

Throughout his amateur career he was always known as ‘a bottler’. Selectors knew it. Fellow players knew it. He knew it. Now the whole World can see it. Everyone was so supportive of him when he missed a putt of less than two feet in his first play-off. A play-off he should have never been involved in. He should have been collecting the trophy and giving his victory speech at that point. But perhaps he’d already done that mentally which is why he ended up in the play-off? Needless to say he lost.

He has played some mind bogglingly awesome golf this week in Dubai. A class above the rest of the field. So much so he found himself five shots in front with four holes to play. Dream land. Perhaps it was then when he woke from his dream? Something my followers on Twitter would have known all too well. When I posted “McIlroy on brink of first win! Can’t believe it! 5 ahead 4 to play. will those 2 playoff defeats effect him down the straight?” And, oh, how they did! He proceeded to start leaking more shots than a bad goalkeeper. Making horrible swings, bad decisions and holing 10 footers for bogeys! When Rose birdied the 17th and McIlroy dropped another the lead had been cut to just one.

To his credit the bunker shot he made from the back of the 18th after dreadfully misjudging his pitch was delightful. Rose squandered his birdie chance, and McIlroy for once held his nerve, to my surprise, on the three foot putt to scoop the first prize cheque of €323,514. The famous golf cliché ‘scorecards don’t have pictures’ springs to mind. Luckily for McIlroy nor do the record books. In the words of the great man himself “a W is a W” and it goes down a McIlroy W.

McIlroy is going to have a great career, I certainly hope so anyway. Golf needs guys like him to encourage the new breed of winners into the game. But winners are born, not bred. McIlroy isn’t a born winner and you need to be a winner to scoop a major. He lacks the killer instinct. Heaven forbid the Ryder Cup to rest on his shoulders in years to come.

McIlroy will win many more times in his career (but never a major). For that I’m certain. Just don’t be surprised if the news and blog headlines read “Rory McIlroy wins. Just.”.

Time will tell… I hope I’m wrong.

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